ASSAD'S OpEd on THE ONION: Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

By Bashar al-Assad

Hello. My name is Bashar al-Assad. I am the president of Syria, and in the last two years, you—the citizens of the world and their governments—have allowed me to kill 70,000 people. You read that correctly: I am an individual who has murdered 70,000 human beings since March 2011, and you have watched it happen and done nothing.....(CONTINUED)

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